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A man arrested for ejaculating in his boss' coffee everyday for 4 years.
Newark, New Jersey A man was arrested on his work site this morning after it was discovered that he was ejaculating in his employer’s coffee every morning. 38-year old Lewis Williams spent the last four years working as the personal assistant of Ms. Linda Moore, executive president of the DANCO engineering firm. Among his tasks as Ms. Moore’s assistant, he was to take her phone calls, set her schedule and bring her a cup of coffee to her desk every day when she arrived at work. After a dispute with his boss this morning, Mr. Williams admitted in front of a dozen coworkers, that he had ejaculated in her coffee “hundreds of time”. According to Brian Little, an intern who witnessed the entire scene, Lewis Williams showed no remorse while he confessed his crime. “He almost looked proud when he told her: ‘I’ve been eating your shit for four years, but all this time, you’ve been drinking my cum!’ He then smiled and explained everything.” The angry employee expl...
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